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My Dream Man

31 Oct

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My Ideal Man
My ideal man must earn a pile
Drive the snazziest automobile
Own a penthouse with an ocean view
But he must be non materialistic too

He must be a six foot man
Six pack abs, an even tan
He should look like Richard Gere
And when I’m home, he must be there
To rub my feet, and brush my hair
And cook for me, plus do his share
Of household chores, like clean and dust
And outdoor chores, of course he must

He must also listen well
And be well read and smart as well
Be a thorough gentleman
That’s all to be my ideal man

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9 responses to “My Dream Man

  1. AdiC

    October 31, 2015 at 10:57 am

    And all we need to do is read between the lines.

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  2. spunkybong

    October 31, 2015 at 12:11 pm

    Great, but the woman on whose behalf you have written this, would be disappointed. There’s no mention of sex, earth-shattering orgasms or a huge richard, like a stallion’s. Is she a wistful lesbian? πŸ˜€

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    • wiseguy from the east

      October 31, 2015 at 1:17 pm

      πŸ˜€ no just a Newby published author of what looks like chick lit. This was meant to be a promo but I agree that this was not

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      • spunkybong

        October 31, 2015 at 2:05 pm

        Don’t let me catch you missing out on the fun stuff again. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

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      • wiseguy from the east

        October 31, 2015 at 2:07 pm

        Will follow your instructions boss πŸ˜€ On 31 Oct 2015 19:35, “Idyll Dreams of an Idle Fellow” wrote:

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  3. vishalbheeroo

    November 1, 2015 at 12:56 pm

    Nailed it, boss. Guess, you know something about it..at home. Is there complain on being the ideal? hehe

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