My Dream Man


My Ideal Man
My ideal man must earn a pile
Drive the snazziest automobile
Own a penthouse with an ocean view
But he must be non materialistic too

He must be a six foot man
Six pack abs, an even tan
He should look like Richard Gere
And when I’m home, he must be there
To rub my feet, and brush my hair
And cook for me, plus do his share
Of household chores, like clean and dust
And outdoor chores, of course he must

He must also listen well
And be well read and smart as well
Be a thorough gentleman
That’s all to be my ideal man


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  1. Great, but the woman on whose behalf you have written this, would be disappointed. There’s no mention of sex, earth-shattering orgasms or a huge richard, like a stallion’s. Is she a wistful lesbian? πŸ˜€

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