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NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

10 Jan

they havent changed over the years

Idyll Dreams of an Idle Fellow

5 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS THAT NEVER LAST THE 1ST 5 HOURS OF THE NEW YEAR

1. I WILL NOT GET SOZZLED

2. I WILL NOT TALK, TEXT, CALL, MAIL, WRITE, UPDATE, POST, SHARE, BLOG, TWEET OR CRY WHEN SOZZLED

3. I WILL KEEP MY FOOT AWAY FROM MY MOUTH

4. I WILL NOT PROPOSE TO ANYONE OF ANY GENDER WHILE SOZZLED (ESPECIALLY IF EITHER OR BOTH OF US ARE ALREADY MARRIED)*

*POSSIBLE EXCEPTION IF PROPOSING TO MY SPOUSE

5. I WILL REMEMBER NEXT MORNING WHAT I DID OR SAID AND TO WHOM

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