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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE WILD KIND. PART 2 (CONCLUDED)

27 May

CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE WILD KIND PART 2

https://soumyamukherjee8.wordpress.com/2014/05/25/close-encounters-of-the-wild-kind-part-1/

For those unlucky people who missed part 1 , the link is provided above. We left our hero, i.e. me, in a dilemma. This was resolved, quite literally, by a cliffhanger. I hung over the cliff outside the cave, clutching at vines for dear life, praying the tiger isn’t about to pounce, and got rid of the excess Rajasthani hospitality that my delicate bong system was loathe to accept.

Early next morning, woken not by birdcalls but by screeching of langoors, we climbed down to the stream for a morning frolic, unaware of the import of the langoors’ agitation. Soon the frantically gesticulating Sadhu called us back to the cave. There, he gently chided us for destroying the harmony of the forest. Apparently, the stream was part of the beat of a tigress, and the langoors were announcing the presence of her majesty. Unknown to us, but evident to the Sadhu, she had made a kill last night, and had enjoyed the meal at her favourite spot a short stroll  away, and had been coming down to the pool for a refreshing drink, when our rude transgressions disturbed her majesty. The Queen of the forest had left in a huff, and withdrawn into deeper forest.

After a breakfast of Roti and Aloo courtesy our forest hermit, and tea courtesy Jo and his billycan, and enjoying our morning chillum and satsang, our host showed us the way to the lake via the stream, with a warning not to disturb the kill. Slightly skeptical, giving credit to the hallucinatory qualities of good jungle weed, we rounded the bend and stood still in shock! There, on a flat rock just below the overhang were the gory remains of a Sambar. We did not disturb the kill.  It was the kill that deeply disturbed us. The pugmarks leaving the stream were clearly visible in the sand. They seemed very fresh. The thought that this kill could have been us, anytime that we were walking around this area, relieving myself late last night, or taking a dip this morning, when  we were within sniffing distance of this mayhem made our hair stand on end. We hurried down the path, cursing Desi for having got us into this.

Further shock awaited us, but a beautiful one this time. In the tall grass, we came face to face with a majestic Sambar stag. We both froze for seconds, when suddenly someone breathed, and the magic was broken. The stag disappeared with a mighty leap.

We reached the ruins by the lake and found shelter, where we carefully lit a fire as the tourist lodge was on the opposite bank and we had to stay hidden. We dined on the villagers’ gur and chana and Jo’s porridge and settled down, taking turns to mind the fire and stand guard. Jo had been carrying a Lonely Planet, but blown away by this experience which no guide book had warned him of, he decided to donate the pages for rolling Js.  After an incident free night we rose at dawn with the light shimmering on the lake and water birds everywhere. Herds of cheetal were at the lake, oblivious of us. As the sun rose, we saw some crocodile sunning themselves on the bank. This led to a problem as our water was being rationed for drinking only and we needed more for washing and for tea. We drew straws and I lost. With the billycan, a jerry can and a stick I went down quaking, stomping to make the crocks leave, as advised. They slithered off into the water. But the water near the edges was murky and covered in green scum, making it opaque. I was certain the prehistoric beasts are lurking just under, waiting to drag me down. Ignoring my friends’ encouragements to go in and get clean water, I stood safely on the bank, as far from the water as possible. I hooked the billycan and jar on the stick and collected muddy water full of flotsam and vegetation. Jo patiently strained it through a cloth, boiled it and made tea, tricks he had learnt in the Great Australian Outback, and we had tea and porridge and left to explore the lake.

Finally our luck ran out. Some tourists mistook us for tigers, and disappointed on finding some kids instead, alerted the guards, and that’s where the story began in Part 1.

Hearing the commotion and realizing that we are exposed, we stopped hiding in the grass, where we had crouched on the jeeps approach, and made a run for the fence, which was quite close here. We went to the tree our village friends had pointed out, whose branches straddled the fence and throwing our rucksacks over, climbed the tree and jumped the fence. The guards were still some hundred yards away.

Our great escape was being watched by a college bus trip waiting on the road outside. We whetted their curiosity, and Jo hurriedly collected his cycle from the villagers, whom we profusely thanked in broken Hindi. Then the students gave us a lift to Sawai Madhopur, providing a meal and transportation in exchange of our stories, much like the troubadours of old.

We decided to dispense with buying tickets again, much to Jo’s delight, and decided to spend our remaining funds on a local brew called Santara. This was too potent for poor Desi, a teetotaler till then, but after the strain on the nerves he decided to sample some, and promptly passed out.

The first Delhi bound train that arrived was jam packed, and we just managed to get a foothold in a doorway pleading an ill companion and showing Desi. So space was made, the poor in our country being compassionate people, and Desi was stuffed between people’s feet, while we sat on the steps of the open doorway. Jo used his skin colour to store his cycle in a first class compartment and came to join us. We spent the night perched on the moving train’s steps, and occasionally pulling the comatose Desi out so that he could be sick on the tracks. We reached Delhi alive and returned to our Hostel and Jo to his backpackers’ dorm.

I returned to find an appointment letter waiting, and have been serving that sentence since. Desi went on to top the Civils, and is a glamorous diplomat now. Ron lived our dreams, travelled the world, running canteens, gambling dens, being  a tea taster despite drinking only alcohol, and is now settled in Europe. Jo, after a short stay in Delhi, cycled off in the sunset, never to be heard from since. We did not see the tiger on that trip, but much later, of which you can read in the link below. But for all of us, this was one incredible, wild, illegal, dangerous trip that we never should have undertaken, but are glad we did, because this experience can never be repeated or forgotten.

https://soumyamukherjee8.wordpress.com/2013/11/04/tiger-tiger-burning-bright/

This trip obviously had no photographic evidence other than those seared in our minds. The photos shown were taken years later in Bandhavgarh

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18 responses to “CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE WILD KIND. PART 2 (CONCLUDED)

  1. Sanjay

    May 28, 2014 at 4:26 am

    A lovely ending. ‘We did not disturb the kill. It was the kill that deeply disturbed us’! An alternative title: ‘Mumbai Mowgli, Marijuana, Mahua and Mayhem’.

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    • wiseguy from the east

      May 28, 2014 at 4:42 am

      ROFL. Can’t use those titles now that I’m a bhadralok & the partners in crime even more so
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  2. Sanjay

    May 28, 2014 at 5:16 am

    Break out of the every-day and go into work in army-fatigues, joint upon lip and a look on your face that says ‘I am going to use that window-sill for activities that I normall carry out in the smallest room in my house. If I can rub bottoms with the man-eatress of Ranthambor, the jungles of Mumbai are like the Gymkhana Club….’

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    • wiseguy from the east

      May 28, 2014 at 6:05 am

      I read it in office. Now my staff thinks I’m mad. I coudnt stop laughing @ the imagery. Coudnt tell what I’m laughing about either. Was thinking about writing the statue climbing story. Now having second thoughts. Guess you know who Desi was. An illustrious alumni from your college. He will probably have to resign if identified
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  3. Prayag

    May 28, 2014 at 8:41 am

    Part 2 lives up to expectations. Also read the link story about your encounter with the tiger. You are absolutely right that this trip can never be repeated nor forgotten. I certainly am glad that I was part of it. You write very well and I feel quite exotic now – ‘travelled the world running canteens and gambling dens’. Technically true and I thankfully accept the exagerrated imagery – at our age we would be foolish to refuse any crumbs of past glory. To be honest with you, my dream now is to be something like a DGM of Nat Insurance with all the associated perks, respect and stability in life (remember Rodney Dangerfield with “I don’t get no respect” :-). But that is just being human – not being satisfied with what we have and always wanting some more.

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    • wiseguy from the east

      May 28, 2014 at 9:47 am

      If theres one thing this post has done, thats reconnecting with you. grass is always greener…. Remember King Crimson, ….If we make it we’ll all sit back & laugh……Poor Desi may have to resign if he gets identified. Think I will write about climbing that statue next..or getting arrested

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  4. jhampan

    May 28, 2014 at 8:45 am

    Sad can’t do these things in those parts any more. You will probably get shot !

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  5. TheLastWord

    May 29, 2014 at 1:54 am

    Very nice story! I was wondering if the tigress was going to go after your butt hanging out over the cliff. Is there a right way to use a chillum? Hmmm – the things I never learned….

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    • wiseguy from the east

      May 29, 2014 at 2:39 am

      Thanx 🙂 As I continue to live & tell the tale with my butt intact it obviously didn’t.And your education seems to have gaps in it. :D.
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  6. A K Chanda

    May 31, 2014 at 9:39 am

    Old is always gold and more so when one gets little time to venture for such an outing.
    A K Chanda

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    • wiseguy from the east

      June 1, 2014 at 12:17 pm

      We can always find time but better sence prevents us from having such insane adventures
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  7. Rajlakshmi

    June 2, 2014 at 5:54 am

    I loved the way your described the whole incident. Fun in the times of danger!! 🙂

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    • wiseguy from the east

      June 2, 2014 at 6:00 am

      Thank you :). Only way to look at it. Else you can’t do it again
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  8. maverickbird

    March 6, 2015 at 3:49 am

    Loved your adventure to the very end, the rustic veiled ladies, traveling in unreserved compartment, hermit’s cave, cooking wild berries, intruding tigress’s territory..loved every bit of it.

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    • wiseguy from the east

      March 6, 2015 at 5:36 am

      Thanks maverickbird😊for me these adventures were few and far between but for you its staple diet On 6 Mar 2015 09:19, “Idyll Dreams of an Idle Fellow” wrote:

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  9. Maneesh Goal

    April 10, 2016 at 10:04 am

    Both Part 1 & 2 are simply superb. Laughed my ass off. One of a kind experience.

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    • wiseguy from the east

      April 10, 2016 at 10:11 am

      Thanks man 😊 try out the others. There’s lots of travel stories in the same vein. Some previously published in newspapers and and a short story anthology

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