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NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

01 Jan

5 NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS THAT NEVER LAST THE 1ST 5 HOURS OF THE NEW YEAR

1. I WILL NOT GET SOZZLED

2. I WILL NOT TALK, TEXT, CALL, MAIL, WRITE, UPDATE, POST, SHARE, BLOG, TWEET OR CRY WHEN SOZZLED

3. I WILL KEEP MY FOOT AWAY FROM MY MOUTH

4. I WILL NOT PROPOSE TO ANYONE OF ANY GENDER WHILE SOZZLED (ESPECIALLY IF EITHER OR BOTH OF US ARE ALREADY MARRIED)*

*POSSIBLE EXCEPTION IF PROPOSING TO MY SPOUSE

5. I WILL REMEMBER NEXT MORNING WHAT I DID OR SAID AND TO WHOM

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10 Comments

Posted by on January 1, 2014 in humor, Humour, PARTY

 

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10 responses to “NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

  1. Soham

    January 14, 2014 at 2:36 am

    🙂 Nice.

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  2. spunkybong

    January 3, 2015 at 7:13 pm

    Funny you should say that. I have no problems with those rezolooshuns. 😀

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    • wiseguy from the east

      January 4, 2015 at 8:53 am

      Itssshhh obv…. Ovb…. Lesh it go itsshh evident
      Sent on my BlackBerry® from Vodafone

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  3. Navdeep Singh

    January 4, 2015 at 4:23 pm

    You never know it even existed.

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  4. vishalbheeroo

    January 11, 2015 at 4:08 am

    haha, Happy New Year lolz..guess after the third peg, you forget bout resolution:)
    Happy New Year:)

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